Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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