He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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