is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Farmville is her only friend.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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