Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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