I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
