its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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