I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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