Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Your tits are I can't wait for
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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