Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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