they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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