I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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