I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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