we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
