do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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