So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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