what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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