How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
