I'm pants shitting drunk right now
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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