had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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