Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
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