If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I am puke
if i can run in heels then i can drive
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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