I smell stomach acid.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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