Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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