So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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