No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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