I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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