porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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