My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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