How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Come see our sink grown plant.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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