so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Randomize
