he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Randomize
