Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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