i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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