Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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