I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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