im gay
i know
yea but for you.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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