the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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