You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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