why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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