how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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