I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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