For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
