Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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