so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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