Ambien. No doubt about it.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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