I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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