id be glad to
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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