matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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