We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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