When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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