Heybabeimwearingurpanties
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I understand Curling. That high.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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